How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
why do cheetos always look like penises
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
