i'm signing you up for texting rehab
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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