hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The air taste purple.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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