He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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