Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
false alarm. still invincible.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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