I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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