So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
