he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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