East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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