Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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