While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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