Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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