Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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