do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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