Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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