If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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