dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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