What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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