you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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