Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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