im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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