I accidentally burped into my bong.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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