New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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