I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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