'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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