I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i believe in u and ur pee
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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