It's a beautiful day for a hangover
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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