Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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