I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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