IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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