So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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