Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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