Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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