K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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