Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She's JV to your varsity
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
