i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm really into asian looking animals
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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