So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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