I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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