What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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