He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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