I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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