oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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