Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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