Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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