I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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