dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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