I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Actions speak louder than pants.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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