What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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