he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
