I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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