I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
