My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
These tits shall not be calmed
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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