he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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