..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
